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August 28 2017

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rnainframe:

remember that thing i sketched back in march/april? i got a sudden mighty need to finish it

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reportnob:

someone at /v/ revisited a niche hl2 glitch to make a joke about valve

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i-love-subject18:

this is my new oc Sam! She’s the strawberry/fruit core. Her job is to help design test subject meals to make sure the nutrition is correct. (I AT LEAST HOPE APERTURE FEEDS THEIR TEST SUBJECTS???) She always makes sure to put a piece of fruit or something sweet, she loves to help brighten up the dull testing enviroment. 

Her voice sounds like G3 Rainbow Dash 

She has her own knock-off of Citranium, Strawbrainium. It’s mostly just strawberry juice with some pineapple and lemon juice. She loves to push organic foods despite apertures………. questionable diet foods. (her drink is more juice than soda)

She sometimes goes to the food conveyors to double check that they actually used her design rather than something worse. She also has strawberry stickers on her management rail arm.

heartgemsona:

erotic-yoddeling:

bemusedlybespectacled:

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

sonneillonv:

castiel-for-king:

maliwanhellfires:

just-shower-thoughts:

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

consider the coconut

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

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nevvyland:

“Yours in infinite finality…”

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gordonandchelldothings:

The best use of propulsion gel.

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gordonandchelldothings:

[……do you not know how to smile?]

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gordonandchelldothings:

[Hey girl, you make my half life into a full life.]

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spectrotoons:

gertie freemont

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not-so-frightful:

I tried.

Ref under the cut ⤵️

Keep reading

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ehlihr:

Hey! this was a commission for @druidofhibernia ‘s cossover fic of Half Life and Portal, featuring Chell and Alyx, which you can find here. It was a lot of fun, and a good challenge for background work :^)

backupstanley:

BUT WHAT ABOUT BARNEY????????

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caustic-synishade:

haven’t drawn the freeman in like 4 years

trashgender-neurotica:

tcc-drags:

skitten219:

bedahmerized:

skitten219:

being interested in serial killers and their motives and what drove them to kill but understanding that they were awful people who did awful things and not normalizing/romanticizing them


romanticizing/being attracted to/admiring/shipping serial killers

Do you think being attracted by them is a choice? Like if I am a lesbian I can’t choose it, right? Same thing. Also don’t tag every fucking serial killer on this world to get attention

Honestly I was going to argue with you but the fact that you compare being a lesbian to being attracted to actual serial killers tells me that it isn’t worth my time

THE SQUARE ROOT OF Y I K E S

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sketchiedetails:

Finally got that beer

August 27 2017

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I’m fucking scared

daystarsearcher:

ravenskyewalker:

mindblownie:

big-finish-sketches:

So since I started watching Doctor Who, I’ve seen people getting attacked by: 

  • Bits of tin foil
  • Bubble wrap painted green
  • Rubbish bins
  • Video burn effects
  • Telephone cables
  • Adolf Hitler
  • Stock footage of a lizard
  • An invisible space chicken

Basically this show is amazing.

also let’s not forget

  • sink plungers
  • ridiculous amounts of angry plants
  • angry seaweed
  • cardboard robots
  • plastic daffodils
  • a fossilized severed hand
  • floating jellyfish shooting out thunderbolts
  • vampiric rocks
  • an overgrown pot cactus
  • stock footages of video burn effects
  • a guy with a dead crow on his head
  • a hat stand
  • a robot made entirely of candy
  • a gellatinous snake with a goatee

Also an evil plastic inflatable Auton chair… people turned into werewolves by green slime… giant maggots… giant, mad spiders… Mary Whitehouse… Michael Grade…

FOAM

muckkles:

when everyone said u were rly smart and responsible as a kid but u havent rly made any improvements as a human being since

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